Sunday, May 30, 2010

'Rich' Conversations Within the Last 96 Hours

Mom: "You're an instigator, you know that?"

Me: "He started it!"


[After my tomboy sister, Madi, started complaining about our hairdresser straightening her hair.]

Me: Don't worry about it, Madi. Your hair is dead skin. Dead skin on top of your head.

Madi: But still! I don't want to kill them more.

Me: Imagine your hairs like zombies. You want to kill them more.

Madi: No I don't!

Me: Okayy.. Well, then- imagine your hairs are vampires. They're the living dead, too. And she just burnt them at the stake.

Madi: That's why hair is so shiny.

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